Phone Call

Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Bashir hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Bashir hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Bashir aa gaya kya?" She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paday ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Bashir ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘bad words ’. Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Bashir bol raha hoon, mera koi phone to nahi aya na?


{Aaj aik call aur kar lo, kiya pata...kal ho na ho! }