Santa and Banta
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & asked: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
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Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
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Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's bra-panty shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
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Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: why Bra is singular and Panty plural when it should be the other way around?
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Santa and Banta were caught raping a girl.
They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee...., Yahi thee........
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