Joke Box (old Jokes)

Teacher : A for ?
Sardar : Apple
Teacher : zor se bolo...!
Sardar : JAY MATA DI...!!!

aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Teacher: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Student: jab auto me baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI !

ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT

Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai.

college ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain,
khel hi khel me dilon ke mail hote hai.
ise liye to mere jaise aashiq har sal fail hote hai

Maine tujhe dekha.......
dekhta gaya.....
dekhta hei gaya......
fir mujhe............"CHASHMA" LAG GAYA

Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki
tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt
hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ....

dokha mila jab pyar main,
zindgi mein udasi chha gayi
socha tha choor denga es rah ko
kambakht mohale mein dusri aa gay

DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE

1-smoking
2-drinking
3-charas
4-ganja
5-chicken
6-mutton
7-masala
8-oily food
9-sleep
10-pollution
HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!
"Dus bahana karke le gaya dil"

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hai...........