Thursday, July 19, 2007

Joke Box (* Re - marry ?*)

*A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

*

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!

"WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?

"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "*Okay, okay, I'd get married again.

*

"WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "*No, she's left-handed.

*

"WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "*sh*t*."*******

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