*A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
*
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
"WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?
"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "*Okay, okay, I'd get married again.
*
"WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "*No, she's left-handed.
*
"WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "*sh*t*."*******
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