Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sheep & Pig


Voted Best Joke Of The Year in Australia :

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you ."


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