ITEM BY GENDER

ITEM BY GENDER

You've might not known these philosophy, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in,

but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female,

because once turned off,

it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,

but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRE:

Tire are male,

because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object,

because to get them to goanywhere,

you have to light a fire under their arce

SPONGES:

These are female,

because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:

Female,

because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:

Definitely male,

because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because,

over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years,

they've hardly changed at all,

and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably

thought it wouldbe male, but consider this:

It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,

and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,

he just keeps trying