FACTS OF LIFE

SHARING AS RECEIVED

Porpoises and chimpanzees enjoy engaging in group sex.

Bizarrely, mouse sperm is longer than elephant sperm.

Male penguins only ejaculate once a year.

Hamsters are very sexually active, having sex up to 75 times a day.

The average chimpanzee takes only 10 seconds to copulate.

Fish practice fellatio.

The female mantis eats its mate's head during sex ? And the male mantis finishes the sex act without it.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure, rather than just reproduction.

In his lifetime, the average male will ejaculate about half a trillion sperm.

On average, men think about sex every 7 minutes.

According to research, people who have sex once or twice a week have better immune systems.

The technical term for the missionary position is Venus observa.

The average male erection is 5.5? To 6? Long.

For every 35lb of extra weight a man has, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.

Most men and women experienced their first orgasm on their own.

Men reach their sexual peak in their late teens.

Women reach their sexual peak in their early 30s.

On average, men ejaculate about one tablespoon of sperm each time they have sex.

On average, it takes men only 6 minutes to reach orgasm.

The record for female orgasms in one hour is a massive 134.

The record for male orgasms in one hour is 16.

A fetish where people are aroused by licking an eyeball is called oculolinctus.


Quotation Abouts Sex

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. --- Tom Clancy

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. --- Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. --- Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. --- Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. --- Lynn Lavner

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. --- Matt Barry

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. --- George Burns

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. --- George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. --- Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading. ---Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computer)

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. --- Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. --- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) (and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --- Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.--- Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.--- Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. --- Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? --- Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. --- Rod Stewart



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