HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)


1. You can stare at any Girl.......


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2. You don't have to spend money on her.


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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.


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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.


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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.


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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.


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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.


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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.


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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.


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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.


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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.


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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.


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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.


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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.


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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.


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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.


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17. No nonstop nonsense.


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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.


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19. No tension.


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20. You can be "urself"


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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....


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