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Q : **Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?**
A: Adidas.
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Q: How do u CUT roads?????**
A: By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".
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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??**
A : Hindustan Leaver.
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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??**
A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "*
*A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?*
*A: Because it was an entrance exam.*
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*Q: What's Ford?*
*A: Gaadi.*
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*Q: What's Oxford?*
*A: So simple, Bail Gaadi*
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*Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumpingfrom 10th floor?**A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)*
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*Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?*
*A:They both are not a banana !!*
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*A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.*
*Guess why ? **Because
there it waswritten*
* "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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