A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a differenthell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What
do they do here?" He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
devil comes in and beat you for the rest of the day. " The man does not
like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the
Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Thenthey lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beat you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - Why are there somany people waiting to get in? "
Because maintenance is so bad
that The electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails fromthe bed, and the devil was a software engg, so he mark his attendance,comes in, checks his mails and then goes to the cafeteria..."
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