science students can enjoy reading this n others too as good humour is presented here
plz dont ask me abt the atomic mass,weight,configuration,ionization potential,no.of protons,neutrons etc...all, every woman has her own values for the above the below is an ideal explanation.GALS can go ahead in making a new element in the periodic table abt males.this is not intended directly or indirectly at any females its for humour i am presenting here
n discrepancies in this matter r encouraged but in a sportive manner only
so after the uranium series which r being found n placed into the periodic table this fits. uranium is giving out new elements in the periodic table so as uranium is making new elements females also give out new generation ppl
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. !!
WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Coming to work
Coming to work
You wake up early in the morning!
You wake up early in the morning!
You leave home!
You reach work!
You see your boss there before you!
Your boss checks on you if you are on time!
When he greets you
& when he turns his back!
When you leave work!
After all,, Tomorrow is another working day 
DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN
DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN
What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.
WOMEN'S WORDS
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Fine, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?
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MEN'S WORDS1
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have s@x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you
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Knowledge for youth:
Is there any difference between romance and sex
Best Answer (- Chosen By Voters)
of course! it's like you're comparing love to lust! and both are totally different things!!!
romance = love = is when you really have feelings for someone and deeply care for that person and not just limit yourself to thinking about the sexual pleasures you'd get out of that relationship.
sex = lust = skin-deep ; you have no particular feelings for each other and you're only with that person just to give yourselves pleasure and nothing else
....of course sex could be found in romance, but you can't find romance in sex all the time.
IF I ... U WOULD BE..!!!
Friday, June 29, 2007
BEAUTY OF NATURE
artistic pictures
Holding The Sun
Edge of the Hurricane
Fire-Starter
Amazing Cloud Formation
You Light Up My World 
Not a Good Day For Surfing.
What was your first clue?
Statement of Love
Article 1:
The Kiss
1.
1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else
let's not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity .
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum;
A kiss isn't a kiss
without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your
tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if it's just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when it's minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.
The way they
kiss you when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ... just the
way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(Even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25. The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
Heart Disease
Little Bit Knowledge for HEART DISEASE PATIENT
A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya(Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees. The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.
Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
Ans:1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking4
. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar
Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?
Ans: No
Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.
Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Ans: Yes
Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.
Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints.
Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa, who was my patient.
Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare
Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.
Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.
Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.
Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?
Ans: Yoga helps.
Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.
Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad .
Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.
Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.
Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.
Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, sedentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.
Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Ans: Yes.
Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans: Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child
Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans: When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.
Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)?
Ans: Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.
Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks? Ans: No. Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans: No.
Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans: Fried food like Kentucky, McDonalds, samosas, and even masala dosas.
Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.
Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans: No.
Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?
Ans: Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.
Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans: No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.
Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans: Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.
Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes , a strong relationship , since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.
Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans: Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.
Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
Ans: No.
Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
Ans: There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.
Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans: No.
Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans: Nature protects women till the age of 45.
Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans: Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30 (once in six months recommended) ...
FRIENDSHIP & LOVE
Jaisi bhi hoon achi buri apnay liay hoon
Mein khud ko nahin dekhti auron ki nazar say
Mein khud ko nahin dekhti auron ki nazar say
(Nida Ariba)
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, andends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing
the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in
a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover:
hard to find and lucky to have.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again.
You might mean the world to someone else.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends.
Friends are forever.
Good friends are like stars....
You don't always see them, but you know they are always there
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love
with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make
you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN
LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
THE WORLD'S FATEST MAN
Manual Uribe Garza
Manuel Uribe Garza, 41, of Monterrey, thought to be the world's fattest man, could soon undergo weight-loss surgery in Italy , according to a report from the Italian news service Ansa.
A mechanic from northern Mexico (state of Nuevo León), Garza has weighed as much as 561 Kilograms (1,235 pounds) but recently lost weight with the help of doctors.
Italian surgeon Giancarlo DeBernardinis told Agence France-Presse, "We will hold a meeting in the coming days to work out the details of the hospitalization and to prepare the operating theater and the appropriate surgical tools."
Uribe drew worldwide attention when he appeared on the Televisa television network in January and drew the attention of doctor Giancarlo De Bernardinis, who visited Mexico with a medical team to examine Uribe in March.
The operation would last four to five hours and would likely require Uribe to spend one month in Italy. "He will always be heavier than normal but certainly not like he is now ... We would be satisfied even if he weighed 330 lbs. after two years," Bernardinis said.
For the past five years, Uribe has been bedridden. He keeps a television and a computer he uses to update his Web site near his iron bed.
His one connection to the outside world is his computer, and he regularly surfs the Internet.
Since his wife left him, unable to cope with the burden, Manuel has lived at home with his mother and sent out endless pleas for help in his home country. His plight has even touched sympathisers in this country.
Manuel Uribe Garza, 41, of Monterrey, thought to be the world's fattest man, could soon undergo weight-loss surgery in Italy , according to a report from the Italian news service Ansa.
A mechanic from northern Mexico (state of Nuevo León), Garza has weighed as much as 561 Kilograms (1,235 pounds) but recently lost weight with the help of doctors.
Italian surgeon Giancarlo DeBernardinis told Agence France-Presse, "We will hold a meeting in the coming days to work out the details of the hospitalization and to prepare the operating theater and the appropriate surgical tools."
Uribe drew worldwide attention when he appeared on the Televisa television network in January and drew the attention of doctor Giancarlo De Bernardinis, who visited Mexico with a medical team to examine Uribe in March.
The operation would last four to five hours and would likely require Uribe to spend one month in Italy. "He will always be heavier than normal but certainly not like he is now ... We would be satisfied even if he weighed 330 lbs. after two years," Bernardinis said.
For the past five years, Uribe has been bedridden. He keeps a television and a computer he uses to update his Web site near his iron bed.
His one connection to the outside world is his computer, and he regularly surfs the Internet.
Since his wife left him, unable to cope with the burden, Manuel has lived at home with his mother and sent out endless pleas for help in his home country. His plight has even touched sympathisers in this country.
"People think that I can eat a whole cow, but it's not just overeating, it's also a hormonal problem, I can't walk. I can't leave my bed and I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation." Uribe said
Thursday, June 28, 2007
FUNNY
OK girls, just follow me ... I won't let anything happen to you
That was the funniest joke I ever heard ...
Look me in the eye & believe me when I say, I did not eat that mouse ...
Okay, now on three, say acorn ...
To think they took a rocket to get there ... it would have been so much easier by rail!
If you cross this line ... oh, will you be sorry!
Ka'bah
This Blog contain
- Kabah without its Ghilaaf
- A view during changing of Ghilaaf
- Hajar Aswad (Black stone)
- The interior of Kabah
- The Approximate relation of 100 countries in relation to the Kabah
Courage, Confidence & Trust
What Does Courage, Confidence & Trust means to you?????
Scroll Down to find out!!!!!!!!! !
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This is what Courage, Confidence & Trust means!
Old Parents
Old Parents
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "Iwant to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave."
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "Iwant to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave."
Why Newton Committed Suicide
Here is the reason.
Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
What your Birth month means
What your Birth month means
JANUARY
1. Ambitious and serious
2. Loves to teach and be taught
3. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
4. Likes to criticize
5. Hardworking and productive
6. Smart, neat and organized
7. Sensitive and has deep thoughts
8. Knows how to make others happy
9. Quiet unless excited or tensed
10. Rather reserved
11. Highly attentive
12. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
13. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
14. Loves children
15. Homely person
16. Loyal
17. Needs to improve social abilities
18. Easily jealous
1. Thinks far with vision 2. Easily influenced by kindness 3. Polite and soft-spoken
4. Having lots of ideas 5. Sensitive 6. Active mind 7. Hesitating 8. Tends to delay 9. Choosy and always wants the best 10. Temperamental 11. Funny and humorous
12. Loves to joke 13. Good debating skills 14. Talkative 15. Daydreamer
16. Friendly 17. Knows how to make friends 18. Abiding 19. Able to show character
20. Easily hurt 21. Prone to getting colds 22. Loves to dress up 23. Easily bored
24. Fussy 25. Seldom show emotions 26. Takes time to recover when hurt
27. Brand conscious 28. Executive 29. Stubborn 30. Those who loves me are enemies
31. Those who hates me are friends
1. Loves to joke 2. Attractive 3. Suave and caring 4. Brave and fearless
5. Firm and has leadership qualities 6. Knows how to console others 7. Too generous and egoistic 8. Taked high pride of oneself 9. Thirsty for praises 10. Extraordinary spirit 11. Easily angered 12. Angry when provoked 13. Easily jealous 14. Observant
15. Careful and cautious 16. Thinks quickly 17. Independent thoughts 18. Loves to lead and to be led 19. Loves to dream 20. Talented in the arts, music and defence 21. Sensitive but not petty 22. Poor resistance against illnesses 23. Learns to relax 24. Hasty and rushy
25. Romantic 26. Loving and caring 27. Loves to make friends
JANUARY
1. Ambitious and serious
2. Loves to teach and be taught
3. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
4. Likes to criticize
5. Hardworking and productive
6. Smart, neat and organized
7. Sensitive and has deep thoughts
8. Knows how to make others happy
9. Quiet unless excited or tensed
10. Rather reserved
11. Highly attentive
12. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
13. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
14. Loves children
15. Homely person
16. Loyal
17. Needs to improve social abilities
18. Easily jealous
FEBRUARY1. Abstract thoughts 2. Loves reality and abstract 3. Intelligent and clever 4. Changing personality 5. Temperamental 6. Quiet, shy and humble 7. Low self esteem 8. Honest and loyal 9. Determined to reach goals 10. Loves freedom 11. Rebellious when restricted 12. Loves aggressiveness 13. Too sensitive and easily hurt 14. Showing anger easily 15. Dislike unnecessary things 16. Loves making friends but rarely shows it 17. Daring and stubborn 18. Ambitious 19. Realizing dreams and hopes 20. Sharp 21. Loves entertainment and leisure 22. Romantic on the inside not outside 23. Superstitious and ludicrous 24. Spendthrift 25. Learns to show emotions
MARCH
1. Attractive personality
2. Affectionate
3. Shy and reserved
4. Secretive
5. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
6. Loves peace and serenity
7. Sensitive to others
8. Loves to serve others
9. Not easily angered
10. Trustworthy
11. Appreciative and returns kindness
12. Observant and assess others
13. Revengeful
14. Loves to dream and fantasize
15. Loves traveling
16. Loves attention
17. Hasty decisions in choosing partners
18. Loves home decors
19. Musically talented
20. Loves special things
21. Moody
APRIL
1. Active and dynamic 2. Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret 3. Attractive and affectionate to oneself 4. Strong mentality 5. Loves attention 6. Diplomatic
7. Consoling 8. Friendly and solves people's problems 9. Brave and fearless
10. Adventurous 11. Loving and caring 12. Suave and generous 13. Emotional
14. Revengeful 15. Agressive 16. Hasty 17. Good memory 18. Moving
19. Motivate oneself and the others 20. Sickness usually of the head and chest
21. Easily get too jealous
MAY
1. Stubborn and hard-hearted
2. Strong-willed and highly motivated
3. Sharp thoughts
4. Easily angered
5. Attracts others and loves attention
6. Deep feelings
7. Beautiful physically and mentally
8. Firm standpoint
9. Easily influenced
10. Needs no motivation
11. Easily consoled
12. Systematic (left brain)
13. Loves to dream
14. Strong clairvoyance
15. Understanding
16. Sickness usually in the ear and neck
17. Good imagination
18. Good debating skills
19. Good physical
20. Weak breathing
21. Loves literature and the arts
22. Loves travelling
23. Dislike being at home
24. Restless
25. Hardworking
26. High spirited
27. Spendthrift
1. Thinks far with vision 2. Easily influenced by kindness 3. Polite and soft-spoken
4. Having lots of ideas 5. Sensitive 6. Active mind 7. Hesitating 8. Tends to delay 9. Choosy and always wants the best 10. Temperamental 11. Funny and humorous
12. Loves to joke 13. Good debating skills 14. Talkative 15. Daydreamer
16. Friendly 17. Knows how to make friends 18. Abiding 19. Able to show character
20. Easily hurt 21. Prone to getting colds 22. Loves to dress up 23. Easily bored
24. Fussy 25. Seldom show emotions 26. Takes time to recover when hurt
27. Brand conscious 28. Executive 29. Stubborn 30. Those who loves me are enemies
31. Those who hates me are friends
JULY
1. Fun to be with
2. Secretive
3. Difficult to fathom and to be understood
4. Quiet unless excited or tensed
5. Takes pride in oneself
6. Has reputation
7. Easily consoled
8. Honest
9. Concern about people's feelings
10. Tactful
11. Friendly
12. Approachable
13. Very emotional
14. Tempramental and unpredictable
15. Moody and easily hurt
16. Witty and sarky
17. Sentimental
18. Not revengeful
19. Forgiving but never forgets
20. Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
21. Guides others physically and mentally
22. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
23. Caring and loving
24. Treats others equally
25. Strong sense of sympathy
26. Wary and sharp
27. Judge people through observations
28. Hardworking
29. No difficulties in studying
30. Loves to be alone!
31. Always broods about the past and the old friends
32. Likes to be quiet
33. Homely! person
34. Waits for friends
35. Never looks for friends
36. Not aggressive unless provoked
37. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
38. Loves to be loved
39. Easily hurt but takes long to recover
40. Overly concerned
41. Puts in effort in work
1. Loves to joke 2. Attractive 3. Suave and caring 4. Brave and fearless
5. Firm and has leadership qualities 6. Knows how to console others 7. Too generous and egoistic 8. Taked high pride of oneself 9. Thirsty for praises 10. Extraordinary spirit 11. Easily angered 12. Angry when provoked 13. Easily jealous 14. Observant
15. Careful and cautious 16. Thinks quickly 17. Independent thoughts 18. Loves to lead and to be led 19. Loves to dream 20. Talented in the arts, music and defence 21. Sensitive but not petty 22. Poor resistance against illnesses 23. Learns to relax 24. Hasty and rushy
25. Romantic 26. Loving and caring 27. Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER
1. Suave and compromising
2. Careful, cautious and organised
3. Likes to point out people's mistakes
4. Likes to criticize
5. Quiet but able to talk well
6. Calm and cool
7. Kind and sympathetic
8. Concerned and detailed
9. Trustworthy, loyal and honest
10. Does work well
11. Sensitive
12. Thinking
13. Good memory
14. Clever and knowledgeable
15. Loves to look for information
16. Must control oneself when criticising
17. Able to motivate oneself
18. Understanding
19. Secretive
20. Loves sports, leisure and travelling
21. Hardly shows emotions
22. Tends to bottle up feelings
23. Choosy especially in relationships
24. Loves wide things
25. Systematic
OCTOBER
1. Loves to chat 2. Loves those who loves him 3. Loves to takes things at the centre
4. Attractive and suave 5. Inner and physical beauty 6. Does not lie or pretend
7. Sympathetic 8. Treats friends importantly 9. Always making friends
10. Easily hurt but recovers easily 11. Bad tempered 12. Selfish 13. Seldom helps unless asked 14. Daydreamer 15. Very opinionated 16. Does not care of what others think
17. Emotional 18. Decisive 19. Strong clairvoyance 20. Loves to travel, the arts and literature 21. Soft-spoken, loving and caring 22. Romantic 23. Touchy and easily jealous
24. Concerned 25. Loves outdoors 26. Just and fair 27. Spendthrift and easily influenced
28. Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER
1. Has a lot of ideas
2. Difficult to fathom
3. Thinks forward
4. Unique and brilliant
5. Extraodinary ideas
6. Sharp thinking
7. Fine and strong clairvoyance
8. Can become good doctors
9. Careful and cautious
10. Dynamic in personality
11. Secretive
12. Inquisitive
13. Knows how to dig secrets
14. Always thinking
15. Less talkative but amiable
16. Brave and generous
17. Patient
18. Stubborn and hard-hearted
19. If there is a will, there is a way
20. Determined
21. Never give up
22. Hardly become angry
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Acupressure
Acupressure by studyingPressure Points
(So Keep Walking)
Just watch this nice picture securely .The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.
Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which each organ connects to each other.It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.
This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.
God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.
Logic Behind the Numbers
Logic Behind the Numbers Have you ever thought Why .......
1 means "One",
and 2 means "Two"?
The Roman numerals are easy to understand but what was the logic behind the Phoenician numbers?
The numbers we all use (1, 2, 3, 4, etc.) are known as "Arabic " numbers to distinguish them from the " Roman Numerals " (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, etc).
Actually the Arabs popularized these numbers but they were originally used by the early Phoenician Traders to count and keep track of their trading accounts.It's all about angles !
It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms, one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with "o"s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles. etc.
and "O" has no angles
Interesting, isn't it?
1 means "One",
and 2 means "Two"?
The Roman numerals are easy to understand but what was the logic behind the Phoenician numbers?
The numbers we all use (1, 2, 3, 4, etc.) are known as "Arabic " numbers to distinguish them from the " Roman Numerals " (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, etc).
Actually the Arabs popularized these numbers but they were originally used by the early Phoenician Traders to count and keep track of their trading accounts.It's all about angles !
It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms, one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with "o"s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles. etc.
and "O" has no angles
Interesting, isn't it? An ancient phonecian manuscript explains this and I thought it to be fascinating.
ISLAMIC CALENDAR
The Islamic Calendar is based on the Lunar cycle (the moon movement) unlike the more known Gregorian Calendar which is based on the Sun Cycle. The is why the start of Islamic months are confirmed by viewing the moon. Ramadan is the most important month of the calendar, because it is the fasting month for muslims, and the start and finish have to be confirmed by viewing of the moon.
We are used to hearing the names of the months in the Islamic Calendar, but half the time we don't know where the names come from. Here is a short explanation, share the information with your friends and family, and it will be a good deed for you.
Moharram مُحرم:
Named "Moharram" because the Arabs, before islam, forbid (Haram) fighting in that month.
Safar صَفر:
Named "Safar, derived >from the word Whistle", because the whistling of the wind could be heard in the Arabs neighbourhoods when it is empty, when they go to battle, or search for food, or going to higher ground to escape the summer heat.
رَبيع الأول Rabee' Awal:
Named like this because it was named in the season of Spring "Rabee'" and it was kept like this.
Rabee' Al Akhir رَبيع الآخِر::.
Was named "Rabee's Al Akhir" because its name was also given in the spring. Named Al Akhir "the last" and not Thani "second" so it would not give you the expectations of a third coming.
Jomada Al Oula جُمادى الأولى:
Named like this because its name was made in the winter where the water freezes "tajammad" and the name was kept.
Jomada Al Akhira جُمادى الآخِرة:
named also in the winter, and named Al Akhira as it is the last Jomada, and there is no third.
RAJAB رَجب:
Named like this because the Arabs used to stop fighting in this month. When you "Rajab" something, you honour it and respect it.
Shaaban شَعبان:.
Named like this because in that month the Arabs used to "Tatashaab" meaning to spread and move around, for war and other business, after taking it easy in the month of Rajab.
RAMADAN رَمضان:
Ramadan, the holliest month of the Islamic Calendar, named after the "Ramdaa' ", which the period of great hear. When you say Ramadat the Stones, it means it got extremely hot due to sunshine.
Shawwal شَوال:.
Named "Shawwal" because it happens in a period where the milk of the herds is less than usual "tashawalat".
Tho Al Ko'da ذُو القعدة:
.Named like this because the Arabs rest (tak'od) and would not fight fight in this month, it is one of the Holy months where fighting is forbidden.
Tho Al Hojja ذُو الحجة:
Named "Tho Al Hojja" because the Arabs were introduced to the Hajj (pilgrimage) in that month.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
whatYOURbrowsSAYS
Arched Brow The brow of beauty. You're born to the good things in life. Indicates harmony in relationships
Upswept BrowA positive, optimistic brow. The sign of an activist brow
Downswept BrowSeductive. But could signal weakness to others
short BrowGives the appearance of youth. and can be an asset. Shows independence and ambition
Level BrowThe brow of a career woman who also enjoys sports and the outdoor
Angular BrowIndicates a dramatic personality. .. creative, brilliant in financial matters
Rounded BrowThe brow of a businesswoman or perhaps an entertainer
wedding ring and fourth finger
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend...
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!! Please try this out......... .....
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?
Monday, June 25, 2007
Girls vs. Grown Women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits
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Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
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Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
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Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
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Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
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Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!
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Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.
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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.
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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.
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Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends".
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Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits
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Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
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Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
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Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
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Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
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Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!
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Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.
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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.
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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.
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Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends".
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Fun with Name
Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (It's TRUE!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : "NORHAN"
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
R You are a social butterfly.
H You are not judgmental.
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
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A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someoneSo,
now what your name stands for ????
For Example : "NORHAN"
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
R You are a social butterfly.
H You are not judgmental.
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
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A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someoneSo,
now what your name stands for ????
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Benifits of BANANA
it is very useful
a bit knowledge about
BANANA
BANANA
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.
It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? StudIes at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS
PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit !
Education Story "THE BOSS"
Who's in Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? The as$hole is usually in charge !!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? The as$hole is usually in charge !!
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Resume Of Horoscope
The light side & The Dark sides
Taurus
On the light side
1. Patient and reliable2
. Warm hearted and loving
3. Persistent and determined
On the dark side
1. Jealous and possessive
2. Resentful and inflexible
3. Self-indulgent and greedy
Gemini
On the light side
1. Adaptable and versatile
2. Communicative and witty
3. Intellectual and eloquent
On the dark side
1. Nervous and tense
2. Superficial and inconsistent
3. Cunning and inquisitive
Cancer
On the light side
1. Emotional and loving
2. Intuitive and imaginative
3. Shrewd and cautious
On the dark side
1. Changeable and moody
2. Overemotional and touchy
3. Clinging and unable to let go
Leo
On the light side
1. Generous and warm hearted
2. Creative and enthusiastic
3. Broad-minded and expansive
On the dark side
1. Pompous and patronizing
2. Inquisitiveand interfering
3. Dogmatic and intolerant
Virgo
On the light side
1. Modest and shy
2. Meticulous and reliable
3. Practical and deligent
On the dark side
1. Fussy and a warrior
2. Overcritical and harsh
3. Perfectionist and conservative
Libra
On the light side
1. Diplomatic and urbane
2. Romantic and charming
3. Easygoing and sociable
On the dark side
1. Indecisive and changeable
2. Gullible and easily influenced
3. Flirtatious and self-indulgent
Scorpio
On the light side
1. Patient and reliable
2. Warm hearted and loving
3. Persistent and determined
On the dark side
1. Jealous and possessive
2. Resentful and inflexible
3. Self-indulgent and greedy
Sagittarius
On the light side
1. Optimistic and freedom loving
2. Jovial and good-humoured
3. Honest and straight forward
On the dark side
1. Blindly optimistic
2. Irresponsible
3. Tactless and restless
Capricorn
On the light side
1. Practical and prudent
2. Ambitious(and disciplined
3. Patient(and careful
On the dark side
1. Pessimistic and fatalistic
2. Miserly and grudging
3. Over conventional and rigid
Aquarius
On the light side
1. Friendly and humanitarian
2. Honest and loyal
3. Original and inventive
On the dark side
1. Intractable and contrary
2. Perverse and unpredictable
3. Unemotional and detached
Pisces
On the light side
1. Imaginative and sensitive
2. Compassionate and kind
3. Selfless and unworldly
On the dark side
1. Escapist and idealistic
2. Secretive and vagues
3. Weak-willed and easily led
Taurus
On the light side
1. Patient and reliable2
. Warm hearted and loving
3. Persistent and determined
On the dark side
1. Jealous and possessive
2. Resentful and inflexible
3. Self-indulgent and greedy
Gemini
On the light side
1. Adaptable and versatile
2. Communicative and witty
3. Intellectual and eloquent
On the dark side
1. Nervous and tense
2. Superficial and inconsistent
3. Cunning and inquisitive
Cancer
On the light side
1. Emotional and loving
2. Intuitive and imaginative
3. Shrewd and cautious
On the dark side
1. Changeable and moody
2. Overemotional and touchy
3. Clinging and unable to let go
Leo
On the light side
1. Generous and warm hearted
2. Creative and enthusiastic
3. Broad-minded and expansive
On the dark side
1. Pompous and patronizing
2. Inquisitiveand interfering
3. Dogmatic and intolerant
Virgo
On the light side
1. Modest and shy
2. Meticulous and reliable
3. Practical and deligent
On the dark side
1. Fussy and a warrior
2. Overcritical and harsh
3. Perfectionist and conservative
Libra
On the light side
1. Diplomatic and urbane
2. Romantic and charming
3. Easygoing and sociable
On the dark side
1. Indecisive and changeable
2. Gullible and easily influenced
3. Flirtatious and self-indulgent
Scorpio
On the light side
1. Patient and reliable
2. Warm hearted and loving
3. Persistent and determined
On the dark side
1. Jealous and possessive
2. Resentful and inflexible
3. Self-indulgent and greedy
Sagittarius
On the light side
1. Optimistic and freedom loving
2. Jovial and good-humoured
3. Honest and straight forward
On the dark side
1. Blindly optimistic
2. Irresponsible
3. Tactless and restless
Capricorn
On the light side
1. Practical and prudent
2. Ambitious(and disciplined
3. Patient(and careful
On the dark side
1. Pessimistic and fatalistic
2. Miserly and grudging
3. Over conventional and rigid
Aquarius
On the light side
1. Friendly and humanitarian
2. Honest and loyal
3. Original and inventive
On the dark side
1. Intractable and contrary
2. Perverse and unpredictable
3. Unemotional and detached
Pisces
On the light side
1. Imaginative and sensitive
2. Compassionate and kind
3. Selfless and unworldly
On the dark side
1. Escapist and idealistic
2. Secretive and vagues
3. Weak-willed and easily led
Hospital Window
A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking... Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days and weeks passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."
Friday, June 22, 2007
Information Corner (Natural Skin Care -)
Natural Skin Care -
Just Open Your Kitchen Cabinet
Safer, less expensive, and easy-to-use natural skin care can be as easy as opening your kitchen cabinet, coupled with a few minutes of preparation.
Healthy, radiant, glowing skin is something every person wants. Yet, few of us even think to use what's really the best for our skin: natural skin care products.
Each year, millions of dollars are spent chasing after perfectly healthy ageless skin. The environment, stress, and less than healthy eating ageless skin. The environment, stress, and less than healthy eating habits, all play a major role in the quality of your skin.
The answers to achieving radiant, glowing complexion are within arm's reach. Many of the items in your kitchen right now can provide natural skin care that's even better than those expensive, chemical filled products that cost an arm and a leg.
Skin Care Throughout
LifeFrom the day we are born, our skin requires much care to remain smooth and healthy. It begins with soap to keep us clean. Then, there are creams, powders, and ointments to keep diaper rash from our bottoms. During thefirst few years of our lives, our skin will do well with soap for cleaningand the occasional lotion or cream for moisture. Then come the teen years. Our raging hormones bring out the oily skin, the pimples, and a host ofother conditions.
It's important to understand that everything that comes in contact withour body affects our health and the condition of our skin. That's why choosing natural skin care products and ingredients is important. Theliver filters the toxins and poisons from the food we eat, but whatever weplace on our skin is directly absorbed. This includes deodorant, lotions, gels, cleansers, toners, make-up, perfumes, and more.
As we age, our skin becomes more sensitive, and we need to be even more careful with the beauty treatments we use.
Simple Solutions for Better Skin
Here are a just a few natural skin care solutions for you to try. You'll be very pleased with the results:
- Once a week, rub your skin with baking soda while in the shower, for a smooth, silky feeling. You can also do this on your face to remove blackheads.
- Fresh tomatoes are great for the oily areas of your face. (Please makesure to try the tomato juice on your arm first, as your skin may besensitive to it). Rinse thoroughly immediately after using the tomato juice.
- For a great moisturizer try olive oil: this healthy fat is good for you, and is great for your skin. You can also use it to soothe sunburned skin.
- Vinegar can work wonders for smelly feet and armpits. Mix water and vinegar 50/50, and use in place of deodorant: it will keep the unpleasant sweat smell away, without any irritation. As for your feet, if you suffer with athlete's foot, a week of vinegar foot bath will help a lot, sometimes completely getting rid of your condition.
- Egg yolk mixed with honey makes for a really great mask: put on your skin, leave it on for 20 minutes, and rinse off. Excellent for sensitive skin. Honey gives a tingling/ticklish sensation, so if you are sensitive to that, use the egg yolk alone.
- Another use for egg yolk: for those with eczema, use it instead of soap. It doesn't smell great, but it will heal your damaged skin.
- A great treatment for dry skin is avocados: mash it, smooth it onto your face, and rinse off after 20 minutes.
Lastly, make sure you drink 8 glasses of water every day to keep your skin cared from the inside out
Information Corner (Scholarship To A UK University)
How To Get A Scholarship To A UK University - Self Help
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There are many sources of funding if you want to study in the UK.TheBritish Government and other UK organisations provide a number ofscholarships and awards for international students.
A. Who should I approach?
-Start with your own Ministry or Department of Education. It should beable to give you information about the funding available.
-The British Council. They may have an office in your own country and will tell you about the relevant schemes.
-If there's no British Council locally, try the British Embassy orHigh Commission.
B. How Do I Apply?
-Many grant-making organisations have strict requirements which youmust meet so read the conditions carefully.
-Apply for your grant at least one year before the start of yourcourse and make sure you know the deadline for applying.
-Fill in the application form clearly and concisely. Use thegrant-making body's application form if there is one.
Useful tip: The grant-making bodies usually award only small amountsof money, which will not cover the full cost of tuition fees andliving expenses, so make sure you have enough money for your fees andliving needs. It's nearly impossible to organise financial help once you're here and you may be refused UK entry without proof ofsufficient funds.
C. Scholarship Sources:
-British Chevening Scholarshipshttp://www.chevenin%20g.com/
-Commonwealth Scholarship & Fellowships Plan (CSFP)
Funded by the Department for International Development and the Foreign
& Commonwealth Office for citizens of a
Commonwealth country or aBritish dependent territory.
http://www.csfp-%20online.org/
-British Marshall ScholarshipsFor US citizens under 26 years of age, graduated from a US university.
http://www.marshall%20scholarship.%20org/
-Charles Wallace Manchester Merit AwardFunded jointly by four of the region's universities, the Charles Wallace Pakistan Trust provides awards for one-year postgraduate students who are resident in Pakistan and have been accepted for ataught Masters course.
For further information contacthttp://us.f387.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=intoff@mmu.ac.uk-Fulbright ScholarshipsFunded by the Department for Education & Employment and the US government.
http://www.fulbright.co.uk/ or http://www.iie.%20org/
-Overseas Research Students Awards Scheme (ORSAS)
For full-time postgraduate students undertaking research. Selection is by academic merit and research potential only, so you can applywhatever your nationality or finances. The grant will meet thedifference between the home and overseas tuition fees, so you'll onlyhave to pay home fees and your living costs.
For further information contact Clare Holdcroft:mailto:C.Holdcroft@
-Royal FellowshipsFor post-doctoral scientists undertake research in the UK. http://www.royalsoc%20.ac.uk/
-Canon Foundation Research Fellowships to Europe and JapanResearch Fellowships to post-graduate European and Japanese researchers
.http://www.canonfou%20ndation.org/
-Council for Assisting Refugee AcademicsCARA makes small grants to help refugee academics rebuild their livesand careers in the UK.
http://www.academic%20-refugees.%20org/
Use of mobile phone (Information Corner)
Message 1.
ALWAYS REMEMBER
When you try to call someone through mobilephone, don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers.
Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is:
2watts = 33dbi Please be careful
Message 2.
Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right One it will affect brain directly.
This is a true fact from Apollo medical Team.Please forward to all your well wishers
ALWAYS REMEMBER
When you try to call someone through mobilephone, don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers.
Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is:
2watts = 33dbi Please be careful
Message 2.
Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right One it will affect brain directly.
This is a true fact from Apollo medical Team.Please forward to all your well wishers
Information Corner (U*K universities)
*U*K universities are pushing for more Indian talent in their colleges and universities. But finding employment in their cities is harder than ever.So, is it impossible to find a job in the UK after graduation?
*Paul Michael and Yatin Madlani*,
visa officers at the British HighCommission in New Delhi, answered questions about UK universities and student visas during a July 12 expert chat.They discussed employment in the UK after graduation, the visa process andresources for prospective students.
For those of you who missed the chat, here's the transcript:
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Aztec asked, What visa do I need to obtain if I am to study in Oxford
Paul Michael answers, You need a UK student visa.
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MBA asked, What is the process for applying for visa?
Yatin Madlani answers, First, you need to have an unconditional offer tostudy for a course in the UK. Once you have this, you need to then preparedocumentation to show that you will be able to pay for your studies andliving costs. We have comprehensive information on our wedbsitehttp://www.ukinindia.com/
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Preeti asked, What do i need to show immgration officials and how should ispeak to them?
Paul Michael answers, Preeti, thank you for your question. You should be ina position to show the Immigration Officer your letter of acceptance and beprepared to answer any questions he might have with regard to your intendedstudies in the UK.
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KaranV asked, wat qualificatsion will an average uni require for Indianstudent? How expensive is it?
Yatin Madlani answers, The qualifications depend on the college oruniversity that you intend to study. They all have different educationalrequirements. The expense for studies will be advised to you by the collegeor university who will be able to provide the approximate costs for the areaand also provide the cost of courses. The websitewww.educationuk-in.orggives more details on this subject.
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abu asked, if i m cant afford study in uk so is there any other way so i canapply for uk.
Paul Michael answers, You need to pay the requisite fee. You can visit ourweb site for scholarships www.britishcouncil.org/india-scholarships.htm
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prayag asked, This is my main concern: How much does a UK education costcompared toa n Indian eeducation?
Paul Michael answers, Prayag, thank you for your question. The cost ofstudying in the UK varies according to the institution. The fees dependsupon the course and the institution you choose. The fees and cost of livingrange from 6000 pounds (almost Rs 5,00,000) to 20000 pounds (Rs16,500,000) per year.
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Firdaus asked, Is it possible to work afer graduation? Or is there no hope?
Yatin Madlani answers, There are a few schemes that allow you to work in theUK on completion of your stduies, including the highly skilled migrantprogramme and also the International Graduate scheme. Details of theseschemes can be found on the website http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/
<http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/>
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Vivek asked, Give me rankings to UK MBA school.
Paul Michael answers, The institutions in UK are rated according to theTeaching Quality Information (http://www.tqi.ac.uk/) and the Research AssessmentExercise (www.hero.ac.uk/rae). These will have information on departmentalratings and will help you to short-list institutions which are top rankedin business & management. ------------------------------Nikhil asked, After completeion of MBA programme, is it possible to stay onfor work experience?Paul Michael answers, Nikhil, thank you for your question. After doing theMBA you may be eligible to apply under the International Graduate Scheme toremain in the UK to gain one year of work experience. Further information isavailable at http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/<http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/> ------------------------------vai asked, Good afternoon sir. I have secured admission in the University ofSt Andrews. I would like to know if we have to send our original documentsby post( like IELTS scoecard and marks degree certificates) when applyingfor the visa. If we send the originals will we get them back? Also I wouldlike to know that if we want to stay back in Scotland under the fresh talentscheme then do we have to apply for it after we have completed the mastersprogram?Yatin Madlani answers, We do like to see original documents when anapplicants goes for a visa and they are always returned back once thedecision on the application is made. We need to see originals, as sometimeswe receive forged documentsand it is easier to identify original documents.You can only apply for the fresh talent scheme when you have completed yourstudies in Scotland. ------------------------------wile asked, Sir, what about living in rural India? How can I come to my visainterview? What to do?Paul Michael answers, Wile, thank you for your question. We have four postsin India. You would be expected to make your application at the post nearestto your residential address. It may be that we can decide your applicationon the basis of the papers you have submitted. But, in some instances aninterview may be required. If invited for an interview, you will be requiredto attend. ------------------------------gauva asked, could one of you please explain fresh talent scheme to me. it'svery confusing.Yatin Madlani answers, Fresh talent is a scheme specially designed for thosewho have completed a HND or above in Scotland. This can only be applied foron completion of the course. The scheme allows you to work inScotlandfor two years. Full details are avialable on our websitehttp://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/ <http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/> ------------------------------qwerty asked, What is the minimum eligibility that colleges look for? and isthere any problem applying for a mba if one already has a mba degree?Paul Michael answers, There is no problem in applying for an MBA. Thequalifications required to enroll for an MBA programme are as follows: abachelor's degree, at least three years of work experience, a GMAT score andan IELTS/TOEFL score.There are minimum marks requirements for each university that the candidateis required to fulfil. There are some institutions that do not require workexperience. For more information, please check onhttp://www.educationuk-in.org/ http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com/<http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com%20/> ------------------------------scepia asked, Sir after terrorist attack at glascow aiprort, is it true thatUK will not hand out student visa any longer?Paul Michael answers, Scepia, thank you for your question. It is not thecase that the UK is no longer granting any student visas. ------------------------------vai asked, I would like to know how long the visa process would take? Alsowill the recent terrorist attacks affect our chances of getting a visa?Yatin Madlani answers, The visa process usually takes about three workingdays. However, some applicants do need to attend an interview if we areunable to make a decision based on the documents they submitted with theirapplication. We have a robust visa application process and there are nochanges to the way we deal with all visa applications. ------------------------------scepia asked, I've heard rumours that uk officials are rejecting appplicatnswho have good aplications in order. is this true?Paul Michael answers, Scepia, no, it is not correct. It is business asusual. ------------------------------shazia asked, I am also good at oracle.can I either get a job in auniversity as faculty and also pursue Phd.My MTech CGPA is 8.32Paul Michael answers, The duration of PhD at UK institutions isusually \three - four years. The entry qualifications required are aMaster's/M Phil with minimum marks requirement that can vary frominstitution to institution.You also have to prepare a research proposal ( two page summary of the topicyou wish to do a PhD on). You are required to get in touch with thesupervisor of the research department of the institutions that offer theresearch programme according to your educational qualifications and workexperience. For more information: http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com/http://www.prospects.ac.uk/<http://www.prospects.ac.uk%20/>
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Partho asked, Hi Paul, What is the job prospect in UK specifically in ITfield after completing MSC in IT?
Paul Michael answers, Partho, thank you for your question. After completingM Sc in IT you can apply to remain in the UK under the InternationalGraduate Scheme. This scheme enables you to seek employment for one year.After completing this you may be eligible to switch into work permitemployment. More information is available at http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/
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msn asked, i am 32 year old . can get admisson in master courses in this age? can uk will give visa in this age?
Paul Michael answers, MSN, Thank you for your question. Age is no bar tofurther education. You should research your course and provide informationon your current circumstances, the qualifications you already hold and whatyou have been doing since your last period of study.
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ankit asked, sir,im doing my graduation in b.com from mumbai university butactually im doing it correspondetly so is im eligible for gud uk universityfor mba programme.
Paul Michael answers, MBA in UK is one of the most popular courses and hencequite competitive. The qualifications required are a good honours bachelor'sdegree, three - four years of relevant work experience, a GMAT score anda IELTS/TOEFL scores.If your degree is distance learning, it will be completely at the discretionof the university to accept your application; largely it will depend on yourpersonal statement, work experience and references (academic/professional).Please also let the institutions know about the activities or any employmentyou were involved with while you were stydying through correspondence.
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sriram asked, sir,i have finished my B.TECH in information tech thisyear(2007)..i am planning to do my MBA in UK next year..i have a list of fewcolleges with me, they are london school of commerce,greenwich,university ofwales lampeter and university of new port(wales)..suggest me the best amongthese colleges that offer MBA for freshers and also the fees structure forthe same
Paul Michael answers, Sriram, thank you for your question. I am unable tosay which institution you should apply to. Please visit the relevantwebsites and make your choice based on the information given to you.
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avve asked, my questions 1. is a uk education worth all the money and thetime?? 2. will i face racism in the UK? 3. are there jobs availabe inUKafter graduation?
Yatin Madlani answers, Many students who want to study in the UK find thatis is very useful. However, the decision to study abroad is a personal oneand you need to take into account factors such as cost, qualification andlength of study.The UK is a very diverse country and has people from all over the world whovisit the UK for a variety of reasons. There are over one million Indians inthe UK who play a very successful part in the UK society. We have a varietyof schemes to encourage graduates to find employment in the UK and pleasesee http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/ for further information..
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Pritesh asked, i have completed my diploma in computer eng. now which coursei can join in uk?
Paul Michael answers, There are a range of courses available atUKinstitutions, especially related to your subject. Students can workpart-time, 20 hours per week, during term time and full-time duringvacations on a student visa.
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Sable asked, What if I earn admission at top college and then u guys rejectmy visa? Am i stuck with having lost all my application time and money?
Paul Michael answers, Sable, thank you for your question. In the event thatyour visa application is refused, the fee is non-refundable. Given this,please seek as much advice from VFS and British Council as possible beforeyou make the application. -
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Nandini asked, Why are student visa refused? Many friends of mine hasve thishappening to tehm.
Yatin Madlani answers, The majority of the time student applications arerefused is because they are badly prepared in terms of showing how they canfund the studies in the UK. There is a wealth of information avialble tohelp stduents make sure that they have the right documents. I advise allstudents who wish to study in the UK to carefully prepare their applicationsand ensure they follow the advice found on our website http://www.ukinindia.com/
<http://www.ukinindia.com%20/>
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sindbad asked, The British Accreditation Council accredits many privatecolleges in the United Kingdom are these institutions bonafide
Paul Michael answers, There are many private institutions that areaccreditated by the British Accreditation Council, which means that therehave been quality checks done on their departments. Also make sure that theinstitutions you apply to are listed under the Providers Registor ofDepartment of Education & Skills (http://www.dfes.gov.uk/)
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albert asked, i feel as if the Uk wants to indian students, but not to life.they only want us to study and do research and then go back. it's a viciouscircle.
Paul Michael answers, Albert, thank you for your question. The UK is keen toencourage students to study in the UK. After studying, there are schemesthat may permit you to reamin in the UK.
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Vaps asked, Do PhD students face the same visa process as fresh undergrads?
Paul Michael answers, Yes, Phd students have to apply with the same studentvisa application!
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simrans asked, What is the best way to present your funds during visainterview? In property? In stocks? In liquid cash?
Yatin Madlani answers, This a a very good question. Different people havedifferent circumstances and all applicants need to show how they will fundtheir studies. This may include liquid cash, stock and property. However,these types of funding need to be available for your studies and not simplysubmitted. We would also need to see evidence of the person who is fundingyour studies.
*Paul Michael and Yatin Madlani*,
visa officers at the British HighCommission in New Delhi, answered questions about UK universities and student visas during a July 12 expert chat.They discussed employment in the UK after graduation, the visa process andresources for prospective students.
For those of you who missed the chat, here's the transcript:
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Aztec asked, What visa do I need to obtain if I am to study in Oxford
Paul Michael answers, You need a UK student visa.
------------------------------
MBA asked, What is the process for applying for visa?
Yatin Madlani answers, First, you need to have an unconditional offer tostudy for a course in the UK. Once you have this, you need to then preparedocumentation to show that you will be able to pay for your studies andliving costs. We have comprehensive information on our wedbsitehttp://www.ukinindia.com/
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Preeti asked, What do i need to show immgration officials and how should ispeak to them?
Paul Michael answers, Preeti, thank you for your question. You should be ina position to show the Immigration Officer your letter of acceptance and beprepared to answer any questions he might have with regard to your intendedstudies in the UK.
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KaranV asked, wat qualificatsion will an average uni require for Indianstudent? How expensive is it?
Yatin Madlani answers, The qualifications depend on the college oruniversity that you intend to study. They all have different educationalrequirements. The expense for studies will be advised to you by the collegeor university who will be able to provide the approximate costs for the areaand also provide the cost of courses. The websitewww.educationuk-in.orggives more details on this subject.
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abu asked, if i m cant afford study in uk so is there any other way so i canapply for uk.
Paul Michael answers, You need to pay the requisite fee. You can visit ourweb site for scholarships www.britishcouncil.org/india-scholarships.htm
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prayag asked, This is my main concern: How much does a UK education costcompared toa n Indian eeducation?
Paul Michael answers, Prayag, thank you for your question. The cost ofstudying in the UK varies according to the institution. The fees dependsupon the course and the institution you choose. The fees and cost of livingrange from 6000 pounds (almost Rs 5,00,000) to 20000 pounds (Rs16,500,000) per year.
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Firdaus asked, Is it possible to work afer graduation? Or is there no hope?
Yatin Madlani answers, There are a few schemes that allow you to work in theUK on completion of your stduies, including the highly skilled migrantprogramme and also the International Graduate scheme. Details of theseschemes can be found on the website http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/
<http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/>
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Vivek asked, Give me rankings to UK MBA school.
Paul Michael answers, The institutions in UK are rated according to theTeaching Quality Information (http://www.tqi.ac.uk/) and the Research AssessmentExercise (www.hero.ac.uk/rae). These will have information on departmentalratings and will help you to short-list institutions which are top rankedin business & management. ------------------------------Nikhil asked, After completeion of MBA programme, is it possible to stay onfor work experience?Paul Michael answers, Nikhil, thank you for your question. After doing theMBA you may be eligible to apply under the International Graduate Scheme toremain in the UK to gain one year of work experience. Further information isavailable at http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/<http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/> ------------------------------vai asked, Good afternoon sir. I have secured admission in the University ofSt Andrews. I would like to know if we have to send our original documentsby post( like IELTS scoecard and marks degree certificates) when applyingfor the visa. If we send the originals will we get them back? Also I wouldlike to know that if we want to stay back in Scotland under the fresh talentscheme then do we have to apply for it after we have completed the mastersprogram?Yatin Madlani answers, We do like to see original documents when anapplicants goes for a visa and they are always returned back once thedecision on the application is made. We need to see originals, as sometimeswe receive forged documentsand it is easier to identify original documents.You can only apply for the fresh talent scheme when you have completed yourstudies in Scotland. ------------------------------wile asked, Sir, what about living in rural India? How can I come to my visainterview? What to do?Paul Michael answers, Wile, thank you for your question. We have four postsin India. You would be expected to make your application at the post nearestto your residential address. It may be that we can decide your applicationon the basis of the papers you have submitted. But, in some instances aninterview may be required. If invited for an interview, you will be requiredto attend. ------------------------------gauva asked, could one of you please explain fresh talent scheme to me. it'svery confusing.Yatin Madlani answers, Fresh talent is a scheme specially designed for thosewho have completed a HND or above in Scotland. This can only be applied foron completion of the course. The scheme allows you to work inScotlandfor two years. Full details are avialable on our websitehttp://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/ <http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk%20/> ------------------------------qwerty asked, What is the minimum eligibility that colleges look for? and isthere any problem applying for a mba if one already has a mba degree?Paul Michael answers, There is no problem in applying for an MBA. Thequalifications required to enroll for an MBA programme are as follows: abachelor's degree, at least three years of work experience, a GMAT score andan IELTS/TOEFL score.There are minimum marks requirements for each university that the candidateis required to fulfil. There are some institutions that do not require workexperience. For more information, please check onhttp://www.educationuk-in.org/ http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com/<http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com%20/> ------------------------------scepia asked, Sir after terrorist attack at glascow aiprort, is it true thatUK will not hand out student visa any longer?Paul Michael answers, Scepia, thank you for your question. It is not thecase that the UK is no longer granting any student visas. ------------------------------vai asked, I would like to know how long the visa process would take? Alsowill the recent terrorist attacks affect our chances of getting a visa?Yatin Madlani answers, The visa process usually takes about three workingdays. However, some applicants do need to attend an interview if we areunable to make a decision based on the documents they submitted with theirapplication. We have a robust visa application process and there are nochanges to the way we deal with all visa applications. ------------------------------scepia asked, I've heard rumours that uk officials are rejecting appplicatnswho have good aplications in order. is this true?Paul Michael answers, Scepia, no, it is not correct. It is business asusual. ------------------------------shazia asked, I am also good at oracle.can I either get a job in auniversity as faculty and also pursue Phd.My MTech CGPA is 8.32Paul Michael answers, The duration of PhD at UK institutions isusually \three - four years. The entry qualifications required are aMaster's/M Phil with minimum marks requirement that can vary frominstitution to institution.You also have to prepare a research proposal ( two page summary of the topicyou wish to do a PhD on). You are required to get in touch with thesupervisor of the research department of the institutions that offer theresearch programme according to your educational qualifications and workexperience. For more information: http://www.postgrad.hobsons.com/http://www.prospects.ac.uk/<http://www.prospects.ac.uk%20/>
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Partho asked, Hi Paul, What is the job prospect in UK specifically in ITfield after completing MSC in IT?
Paul Michael answers, Partho, thank you for your question. After completingM Sc in IT you can apply to remain in the UK under the InternationalGraduate Scheme. This scheme enables you to seek employment for one year.After completing this you may be eligible to switch into work permitemployment. More information is available at http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/
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msn asked, i am 32 year old . can get admisson in master courses in this age? can uk will give visa in this age?
Paul Michael answers, MSN, Thank you for your question. Age is no bar tofurther education. You should research your course and provide informationon your current circumstances, the qualifications you already hold and whatyou have been doing since your last period of study.
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ankit asked, sir,im doing my graduation in b.com from mumbai university butactually im doing it correspondetly so is im eligible for gud uk universityfor mba programme.
Paul Michael answers, MBA in UK is one of the most popular courses and hencequite competitive. The qualifications required are a good honours bachelor'sdegree, three - four years of relevant work experience, a GMAT score anda IELTS/TOEFL scores.If your degree is distance learning, it will be completely at the discretionof the university to accept your application; largely it will depend on yourpersonal statement, work experience and references (academic/professional).Please also let the institutions know about the activities or any employmentyou were involved with while you were stydying through correspondence.
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sriram asked, sir,i have finished my B.TECH in information tech thisyear(2007)..i am planning to do my MBA in UK next year..i have a list of fewcolleges with me, they are london school of commerce,greenwich,university ofwales lampeter and university of new port(wales)..suggest me the best amongthese colleges that offer MBA for freshers and also the fees structure forthe same
Paul Michael answers, Sriram, thank you for your question. I am unable tosay which institution you should apply to. Please visit the relevantwebsites and make your choice based on the information given to you.
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avve asked, my questions 1. is a uk education worth all the money and thetime?? 2. will i face racism in the UK? 3. are there jobs availabe inUKafter graduation?
Yatin Madlani answers, Many students who want to study in the UK find thatis is very useful. However, the decision to study abroad is a personal oneand you need to take into account factors such as cost, qualification andlength of study.The UK is a very diverse country and has people from all over the world whovisit the UK for a variety of reasons. There are over one million Indians inthe UK who play a very successful part in the UK society. We have a varietyof schemes to encourage graduates to find employment in the UK and pleasesee http://www.workingintheuk.gov.uk/ for further information..
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Pritesh asked, i have completed my diploma in computer eng. now which coursei can join in uk?
Paul Michael answers, There are a range of courses available atUKinstitutions, especially related to your subject. Students can workpart-time, 20 hours per week, during term time and full-time duringvacations on a student visa.
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Sable asked, What if I earn admission at top college and then u guys rejectmy visa? Am i stuck with having lost all my application time and money?
Paul Michael answers, Sable, thank you for your question. In the event thatyour visa application is refused, the fee is non-refundable. Given this,please seek as much advice from VFS and British Council as possible beforeyou make the application. -
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Nandini asked, Why are student visa refused? Many friends of mine hasve thishappening to tehm.
Yatin Madlani answers, The majority of the time student applications arerefused is because they are badly prepared in terms of showing how they canfund the studies in the UK. There is a wealth of information avialble tohelp stduents make sure that they have the right documents. I advise allstudents who wish to study in the UK to carefully prepare their applicationsand ensure they follow the advice found on our website http://www.ukinindia.com/
<http://www.ukinindia.com%20/>
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sindbad asked, The British Accreditation Council accredits many privatecolleges in the United Kingdom are these institutions bonafide
Paul Michael answers, There are many private institutions that areaccreditated by the British Accreditation Council, which means that therehave been quality checks done on their departments. Also make sure that theinstitutions you apply to are listed under the Providers Registor ofDepartment of Education & Skills (http://www.dfes.gov.uk/)
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albert asked, i feel as if the Uk wants to indian students, but not to life.they only want us to study and do research and then go back. it's a viciouscircle.
Paul Michael answers, Albert, thank you for your question. The UK is keen toencourage students to study in the UK. After studying, there are schemesthat may permit you to reamin in the UK.
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Vaps asked, Do PhD students face the same visa process as fresh undergrads?
Paul Michael answers, Yes, Phd students have to apply with the same studentvisa application!
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simrans asked, What is the best way to present your funds during visainterview? In property? In stocks? In liquid cash?
Yatin Madlani answers, This a a very good question. Different people havedifferent circumstances and all applicants need to show how they will fundtheir studies. This may include liquid cash, stock and property. However,these types of funding need to be available for your studies and not simplysubmitted. We would also need to see evidence of the person who is fundingyour studies.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
TYPES OF GIRLS
Bhaioooooo zara bach k rehna !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TYPES OF GIRLS
These emotions describe some kinds of GALS, hehehe.
There are many types of Girls which are given below
TYPES OF GIRLS
These emotions describe some kinds of GALS, hehehe.
There are many types of Girls which are given below
- NAKHRAY WALIYA is type ke lardkion buhat mushkil say phassti hain but jab set hoo jati hain to peecha nahi chorti
- BAAD DEEMAGH aisi lardkiyan IZATH nahi kerti so plz stay away of these types of GIRLS
- INNOCENT matlab MASOOM aisi lardkiyan buhat achi hoti hain mujhay bhi aisi lardkiyan buhat pasand hain but yeh direct SHADI ka boolti hain
- NAKAAB wali lardkiyan matlab NINJA lardkiyan inn ka mujhay nahi pata becoz app inay paichaan nahi sakhtay or in ko chairiye ga bhi nahi kabi nakaab main hoti hain kabi nakaab say bahaar hoti hain yeh ek tarhan say RISK hay love life main RISK nahi
- TAARRO Lardkiyan is type ke lardkiyan buhat khercha kerwati hain or set bhi nahi hoti
- CHULBULI lardkiyan yeh buhat maslay kerwati hain in ke waja say buhat barray barray maslay hotay hain yeh pangay kertin hain or bhogutna lardkoo ko perta hay
- CHUP GHUNI lardkiyan is type ke lardkiyan kabi nahi boolti kay woh app say piyarr kertin hain ya app ko pasand kerti hain to is type ke lardki ko set kernay kay liye pelay inn ke dost ko set keraiin phir inn ke dost say inn kay baray main poochay.
- OVER CONFIDENT kasam say iss type ke lardkiyou say to buhat he door rahain kyun kay ek daffa main bhi mertay meraty bacha hon kasam say yeh buhat lambi kahani hay issay choriye
- NEECHAY DAIKH KAY CHALNAY WALI innay kam nahi sumjay yeh neechay daikh kay to chalti hain but pata sab hota haykon lardka kaha kherra hay kon kia ker raha hay kon meray chaker main kerra hay kon mujhay dikha nay kay liye cricket khel raha hay kon mujhay daikh kay MOBILE pay baat ker raha hay kon upnay lumbay lumbay baalon ko theeq ker raha hay daikha sab pata hota hay inhain
- RAATH MAIN WALK KERNAY WALI is type ke lardkiyan DIETING kertin matlab SLIM hona chahti hain but jab K F C ya MC DONALD jati hain to tooba kitna khaati hain kay app ke Poket khali hoo jaey but unn ka pait nahi bharta pata nahi pait hay ya LALO KHAIT hay.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Eye Infection Information
Good day to you.. this is a forward email as a warning from the contact lenses.. please be aware..
AMO Complete® MoisturePlus™ Contact Lens Solution Linked to Microbial Keratitis
New Eye Infection, AMO Recall its Complete
New Eye Infection, AMO Recall its Complete
MoisturePlus Contact Lens Solution
A Dangerous Contact Lens Solution Linked to Acanthamoeba Keratitis & Microbial Keratitis in Addition to Fungal Keratitis. Have your eyes been, once again, placed in danger of Bacterial Eye Infections, vision damage, or loss of sight?
On May 25, AMO (Advanced Medical Optics) announced a recall of their "No Rub" Complete MoisturePlus Multipurpose Contact Solution. Although the company stands by its product and casts the blame on contact lens wearers who "improperly store, disinfect or handle" their contact lenses, the CDC forced AMO to recall Complete Moisture Plus.This Complete Moisture Plus recall is not so distant from Bausch & Lomb's recall of ReNu with MoistureLoc, which caused serious injury to many contact lens wearers. AMO's press release states they have known since January of 2005 about at least 46 patients who claimed to have contracted a unique form of keratitis from the AMO Recall solution.
This keratitis is called "acanthamoeba keratitis (AK)". From all indications, AMO Moisture Plus recall was delayed as long as Bausch did in coming forward and recalling the product; potentially exposing an untold number of unsuspecting contact lens wearers to this painful (AK) infection that can cause permanent vision loss or blindness.
Other reports seem to illustrate a company who knew about the potential link between (AK) and their Complete MoisturePlus Multipurpose Solution since as early as 2004. In 2004, the infection first occurred in more than a dozen people against the normal count of one or two in a year. Dr. Elmer Tu, an ophthalmologist at the University of Illinois, Chicago, along with other doctors attended around 35 patients from May 2003 to September of 2006, 55% of whom were infected due to usage of AMO Complete MoisturePlus recall solution.
According to Dr. Tu, AMO's Complete MoisturePLUS solution is not defective. It is just not designed to provide a shield to the eyes when they're exposed to soil or water where the risk of bacterial infection is significant. Julie Zawisza, an FDA spokes person, said," The solution is not marketed to protect against the amoeba. But it's supposed to be free of any type of microorganisms. It's not supposed to result in anyone getting an infection.
"Once again, one must wonder what corporations who suspect problems with their products are thinking when they wait one, two, or more years before warning the public about a potential hazard provoked or caused by their product. We wonder how much injury must occur before corporate dollars are sufficient.
Acanthamoeba keratitis & Microbial Keratitis patients suffer symptoms very similar to other common bacterial eye infection, but the AK infection can result in the loss of eye sight. If you experience symptoms, including the following, we encourage you to first immediately seek treatment from an experienced, eye care professional:
" Eye pain
" Eye redness and soreness
" Hypersensitivity to light
" Reduction in visual acuity
" Temporary or, at the worst, permanent blindness
Sunday, June 10, 2007
SMART JOK OF THE DAY
CLOSEUP KI AD MAIN - DAANTO KO DIKHATE HAI
SHAMPOO KI AD MAIN - BAALON KO DIKHATE HAI
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TOH FIR.
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WHISPER KI AD MAIN - HAMARE SATH - DOKHA KYON ?????
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SHAMPOO KI AD MAIN - BAALON KO DIKHATE HAI
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WHISPER KI AD MAIN - HAMARE SATH - DOKHA KYON ?????
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Best Moral... !!!
A training program for top management.
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!
"The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received
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About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the managerfinally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time
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Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!
"The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received
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About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the managerfinally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time
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Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste
Dog "Ole Blue"
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, ' So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street ?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
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Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, ' So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street ?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
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MUNNABHAI MBBS DICTIONARY
1) Antibody - Against everyone
2) Artery - The study of fine paintings
3) Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria
4) Bowel - Letters like a,e,I,o,u
5) Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
6) Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing
7) Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty
8) Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple!
9) Cyst - A short for sister
10) Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose
11) Dilate - The late British Princess Diana
12) Enema - Not a friend
13) False Labor - Pretending to work
14) Genes - Blue denim
15) Hernia - She is close by
16) Hymen - Greeting to several males
17) Impotent - distinguished / well-known
18) Labor Pain - Hurt at work
19) Menopause - Men no wait
20) Microbes - Small dressing gowns
21) Obesity - City of Obe
22) Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize
23) Protein - in favor of teens
24) Pulse – Grain
25) Pus - Small cat
26) Red Blood Count – Dracula
27) Secretion – Hiding anything
28) Tablet - Small table
29) Urine - Opposite of you are out
30) Varicose - Very close
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2) Artery - The study of fine paintings
3) Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria
4) Bowel - Letters like a,e,I,o,u
5) Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
6) Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing
7) Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty
8) Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple!
9) Cyst - A short for sister
10) Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose
11) Dilate - The late British Princess Diana
12) Enema - Not a friend
13) False Labor - Pretending to work
14) Genes - Blue denim
15) Hernia - She is close by
16) Hymen - Greeting to several males
17) Impotent - distinguished / well-known
18) Labor Pain - Hurt at work
19) Menopause - Men no wait
20) Microbes - Small dressing gowns
21) Obesity - City of Obe
22) Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize
23) Protein - in favor of teens
24) Pulse – Grain
25) Pus - Small cat
26) Red Blood Count – Dracula
27) Secretion – Hiding anything
28) Tablet - Small table
29) Urine - Opposite of you are out
30) Varicose - Very close
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When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
(A message every parent or adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say .)
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw tears come from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to cry.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life.
********* When you thought I wasn't looking,
I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I felt you kiss me good night. I felt loved and safe.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have to take care of what we are given.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know from you--how to be a good and productive person when I grow up.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I looked at you and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking ."
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw tears come from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to cry.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life.
********* When you thought I wasn't looking,
I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I felt you kiss me good night. I felt loved and safe.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have to take care of what we are given.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know from you--how to be a good and productive person when I grow up.
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When you thought I wasn't looking,
I looked at you and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking ."
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ABC of motivation
A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
B elieve in yourself.
C onsider things from every angle.
D on't give up and don't give in.
E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
G ive more than you planned to.
H ang on to your dreams.
I gnore those who try to discourage you.
J ust do it.K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
L ove yourself first and most.
M ake it happen.
N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.
P ractice makes perfect.
Q uitters never win and winners never quit.
R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.
S top procrastinating.
T ake control of your own destiny.
U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.
V isualize it.
W ant it more than anything.
E X cellerate your efforts.
Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Z ero in on your target and go for it!
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B elieve in yourself.
C onsider things from every angle.
D on't give up and don't give in.
E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
G ive more than you planned to.
H ang on to your dreams.
I gnore those who try to discourage you.
J ust do it.K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
L ove yourself first and most.
M ake it happen.
N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.
P ractice makes perfect.
Q uitters never win and winners never quit.
R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.
S top procrastinating.
T ake control of your own destiny.
U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.
V isualize it.
W ant it more than anything.
E X cellerate your efforts.
Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Z ero in on your target and go for it!
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Googly
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing . You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to my driver; apparently he had the time of his life."
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The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing . You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to my driver; apparently he had the time of his life."
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WHICH INDIAN CITY DO YOU BELONG TO ???
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.
They start arguing about who's right
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along
,sees them and walks on.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)...
Sheep & Pig
AUSTRALIAN JOKE
Voted Best Joke Of The Year in Australia :
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you ."
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Voted Best Joke Of The Year in Australia :
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you ."
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Kahani
Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
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Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
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FACTS OF LIFE
SHARING AS RECEIVED
Porpoises and chimpanzees enjoy engaging in group sex.
Bizarrely, mouse sperm is longer than elephant sperm.
Male penguins only ejaculate once a year.
Hamsters are very sexually active, having sex up to 75 times a day.
The average chimpanzee takes only 10 seconds to copulate.
Fish practice fellatio.
The female mantis eats its mate's head during sex ? And the male mantis finishes the sex act without it.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure, rather than just reproduction.
In his lifetime, the average male will ejaculate about half a trillion sperm.
On average, men think about sex every 7 minutes.
According to research, people who have sex once or twice a week have better immune systems.
The technical term for the missionary position is Venus observa.
The average male erection is 5.5? To 6? Long.
For every 35lb of extra weight a man has, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.
Most men and women experienced their first orgasm on their own.
Men reach their sexual peak in their late teens.
Women reach their sexual peak in their early 30s.
On average, men ejaculate about one tablespoon of sperm each time they have sex.
On average, it takes men only 6 minutes to reach orgasm.
The record for female orgasms in one hour is a massive 134.
The record for male orgasms in one hour is 16.
A fetish where people are aroused by licking an eyeball is called oculolinctus.
Quotation Abouts Sex
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. --- Tom Clancy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. --- Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. --- Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. --- Rodney Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. --- Lynn Lavner
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. --- Matt Barry
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. --- George Burns
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. --- George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. --- Sharon Stone
My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading. ---Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computer)
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. --- Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. --- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) (and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --- Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.--- Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.--- Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. --- Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? --- Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. --- Rod Stewart
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Porpoises and chimpanzees enjoy engaging in group sex.
Bizarrely, mouse sperm is longer than elephant sperm.
Male penguins only ejaculate once a year.
Hamsters are very sexually active, having sex up to 75 times a day.
The average chimpanzee takes only 10 seconds to copulate.
Fish practice fellatio.
The female mantis eats its mate's head during sex ? And the male mantis finishes the sex act without it.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure, rather than just reproduction.
In his lifetime, the average male will ejaculate about half a trillion sperm.
On average, men think about sex every 7 minutes.
According to research, people who have sex once or twice a week have better immune systems.
The technical term for the missionary position is Venus observa.
The average male erection is 5.5? To 6? Long.
For every 35lb of extra weight a man has, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.
Most men and women experienced their first orgasm on their own.
Men reach their sexual peak in their late teens.
Women reach their sexual peak in their early 30s.
On average, men ejaculate about one tablespoon of sperm each time they have sex.
On average, it takes men only 6 minutes to reach orgasm.
The record for female orgasms in one hour is a massive 134.
The record for male orgasms in one hour is 16.
A fetish where people are aroused by licking an eyeball is called oculolinctus.
Quotation Abouts Sex
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. --- Tom Clancy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. --- Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. --- Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. --- Rodney Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. --- Lynn Lavner
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. --- Matt Barry
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. --- George Burns
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. --- George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. --- Sharon Stone
My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading. ---Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computer)
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. --- Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. --- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) (and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --- Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.--- Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.--- Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. --- Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? --- Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. --- Rod Stewart
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How men get into trouble !!!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, " Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe? " the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
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Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife? " the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez ."
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The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe? " the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
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Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife? " the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez ."
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Saturday, June 9, 2007
French Kissing tips
This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.
The basics
1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck
2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.
3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.
4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.
5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.
6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.
7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.
8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.
9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.
10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.
11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.
12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.
13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.
14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.
15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.
16. Continue kissing.
*Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss*
*Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss*
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*Aries*:
Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure thatare there and then gone.
*Taurus*
: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can goon and on and on.
*Gemini*:
Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funnyobservations.*Cancer*: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let themgo.
*Leo*:
Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expectapplause for your performance.
*Virgo*:
Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices themonce you've finished.
*Libra*:
You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into yourkisses.
*Scorpio*:
You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next foryou.
*Sagittarius*:
Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leavethe kissed wanting more.
*Capricorn*:
Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from thestress of your day.
*Aquarius*:
Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyesopen.
*Pisces*:
Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous andlonglasting.
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Thursday, June 7, 2007
Get Smokey
Get Smokey
How do we make smoking uncool?
There's nothing quite as insidious as a cigarette break
— it's the make or break time in office relationships,
and you think it's the ultimate boredom-buster.
You think you need it and
can't quite picture life without it.
But it's not entirely your fault —
the addiction is as much physical as it is psychological.It's not just nicotine packing the killer punch
in your high-end cigarettes.
Lighting up creates up to 4,000 chemicals,
many of which are known carcinogens.
My personal favourite is polonium.
Yes, polonium, that same radioactive substance
which was suspected to have been used
to kill former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko.So,despite all this,
why are people
willing to put themselves on life's slow burner?
What I've heard most often is
"time-pass",
that you smoke when you're bored
— that it's a great ice-breaker.
No doubt, smoking is the great social enabler.
How many conversations have
been struck up with that first match?
Conversations that meander past the first few drags,
end in a companiable silence,
broken only by semi-satisfied grunts —
that you know the other person is there,
but you're more taken with your
intimate relationship with your cigarette. You can romanticize smoking — it's been done forever,
from old Hollywood classics to the Marlboro Men,
to singers/dancers/ actors, you name it.
Each is a hook that draws people in.
Especially kids — so much smarter than we'd like
to believe but still open to suggestion.
Cigarettes have been designed, pumped full of stuff,
to become as addictive as cocaine.
To me that's not cool.
Each cigarette, they say, is like five minutes of your life.
Now don't tell me that's a fair price for dealing with boredom.Apart from a move to label packets with
graphic pictures to deter smokers and fine people
who dare to light up while driving and that
whole eyewash of putting up signs that cigarettes
won't be sold to minors,
we have no clue how to deal with it.
These are largely pretend rules.I'm not saying we need the state to play Big Brother,
but we desperately need to figure out a
way to make smoking uncool.
Here are my two bits
— instead of mocking the zeal of the newly-converted
reformed smoker,
harness it.
Each one, reach one.
I've only reached three so far but then each puff,
or lack thereof, counts
How do we make smoking uncool?
There's nothing quite as insidious as a cigarette break
— it's the make or break time in office relationships,
and you think it's the ultimate boredom-buster.
You think you need it and
can't quite picture life without it.
But it's not entirely your fault —
the addiction is as much physical as it is psychological.It's not just nicotine packing the killer punch
in your high-end cigarettes.
Lighting up creates up to 4,000 chemicals,
many of which are known carcinogens.
My personal favourite is polonium.
Yes, polonium, that same radioactive substance
which was suspected to have been used
to kill former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko.So,despite all this,
why are people
willing to put themselves on life's slow burner?
What I've heard most often is
"time-pass",
that you smoke when you're bored
— that it's a great ice-breaker.
No doubt, smoking is the great social enabler.
How many conversations have
been struck up with that first match?
Conversations that meander past the first few drags,
end in a companiable silence,
broken only by semi-satisfied grunts —
that you know the other person is there,
but you're more taken with your
intimate relationship with your cigarette. You can romanticize smoking — it's been done forever,
from old Hollywood classics to the Marlboro Men,
to singers/dancers/ actors, you name it.
Each is a hook that draws people in.
Especially kids — so much smarter than we'd like
to believe but still open to suggestion.
Cigarettes have been designed, pumped full of stuff,
to become as addictive as cocaine.
To me that's not cool.
Each cigarette, they say, is like five minutes of your life.
Now don't tell me that's a fair price for dealing with boredom.Apart from a move to label packets with
graphic pictures to deter smokers and fine people
who dare to light up while driving and that
whole eyewash of putting up signs that cigarettes
won't be sold to minors,
we have no clue how to deal with it.
These are largely pretend rules.I'm not saying we need the state to play Big Brother,
but we desperately need to figure out a
way to make smoking uncool.
Here are my two bits
— instead of mocking the zeal of the newly-converted
reformed smoker,
harness it.
Each one, reach one.
I've only reached three so far but then each puff,
or lack thereof, counts
10 PRINCIPLES
10 PRINCIPLES
Stop and ask yourself today, "How do I really feel about myself? "
Before you answer read these ten principles. Better yet, keep them before you daily.
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(1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.
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(2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.
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(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique, one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.
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(4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you!
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(5) Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it with excellence.
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(6) Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleaser, not a people pleaser.
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(7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of discourage you.
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(8) Determine your own worth instead of letting others do it for you. They'll short-change you!
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(9) Keep your shortcomings in perspective - you're still a work in progress.
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(10) Focus daily on your greatest source of confidence - the God Who lives in you !
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
ITEM BY GENDER
ITEM BY GENDER
You've might not known these philosophy, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
You've might not known these philosophy, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,
because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRE: Tire are male,
because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
because to get them to goanywhere,
you have to light a fire under their arce
SPONGES: These are female,
because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:Female,
because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male,
because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because,
over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all,
and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably
thought it wouldbe male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying
Secret of success
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.
"Two words."
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word.'
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience. "
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions ."--
Be Careful about your passport
PLEASE PASS IT ON TO ALL YOU KNOW!!!
Be Careful At the Indian Airports, This is a well-organized conspiracy & Indian Immigration, Police, Customs and Air India staff with networking at all the Indian International Airports. Be watchful whenever you give your passport to Immigration/ Customs/Air India staff. The passport can be; easily tampered and can create trouble to you. They have found easy way of; making money from NRIs. This is the way it works;
At the time of the passenger's departure, if the passenger is not looking; at the officer while he is stamping the exit, the officer very cleverly; tears away one of the page from the passport. When the passenger leaves; the Immigration counter, the case is reported on his computer terminal; with full details. Now all over India they have got full details of the; passenger with Red Flag flashing on the Passport number entered by the; departure immigration officer. They have made their money by doing above;
On arrival next time, he is interrogated. Subject to the passenger's; period of stay abroad, his income and standing etc., the price to get rid; of the problem is settled by the Police and Immigration people. If someone; argues, his future is spoiled because there are always some innocent; fellows who think the honesty is the basis of getting justice in India.; Which is wrong....;
Please advise every passenger to be careful at the airport. When ever they; hand over the passport to the counters of Air India, or Immigration or; the customs, they must be vigilant, should not remove eyes from the; passport even if the officer in front tries to divert their attention.; Also, please pass this information to all friends, media men and important; politicians.
Every month 20-30 cases are happening all over India to rob; the NRIs the minute he lands. Similar case has happened with Armcos; Arifuddin. He was traveling with his family. They had six passports. They; got the visa of America and decided to go via Hyderabad from Jeddah. They; reached Hyderabad . Stayed about a month and left for the States; When; they reached the States, the page of the American visa on his wife's; passport was missing. At the time of departure from Hyderabad it was; there, the whole family had to return to Hyderabad helplessly.
On arrival; at Bombay back, the police caught them and now it is over 2 months, they; are running after the Police, Immigration officers and the Courts. On; going in to details with him, he found out the following: One cannot; imagine, neither can believe, that the Indian Immigration dept can play; such a nasty game to harass the innocent passengers; All the passengers traveling to & fro India via Bombay and Hyderabad must; be aware of this conspiracy. Every month 15 to 20 cases are taking place; at each mentioned airport, of holding the passengers in the crime of; tearing away the passport pages. On interviewing some of them, none of them was aware of what had happened. They don't know why, when and who; tore away the page from the middle of the passport. One can imagine the; sufferings of such people at the hands of the immigration, police and the; court procedures in India after that.
The number of cases is increasing in; the last 2-3 years. People who are arriving at the immigration, they are; questioned and their passports are being held and they have to go in; interrogations. Obviously, the conspiracy started about 2 to 3 years ago, now the results are coming. Some of the Air India counter staff too is; involved in this conspiracy.;
KINDLY SEND THIS TO AS MANY AS YOUR FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD AND ALSO; REQUEST THEM TO CHECK THE PASSPORT AT THE CHECKING COUNTERS AND BEFORE; LEAVING THE AIRPORT
Be Careful At the Indian Airports, This is a well-organized conspiracy & Indian Immigration, Police, Customs and Air India staff with networking at all the Indian International Airports. Be watchful whenever you give your passport to Immigration/ Customs/Air India staff. The passport can be; easily tampered and can create trouble to you. They have found easy way of; making money from NRIs. This is the way it works;
At the time of the passenger's departure, if the passenger is not looking; at the officer while he is stamping the exit, the officer very cleverly; tears away one of the page from the passport. When the passenger leaves; the Immigration counter, the case is reported on his computer terminal; with full details. Now all over India they have got full details of the; passenger with Red Flag flashing on the Passport number entered by the; departure immigration officer. They have made their money by doing above;
On arrival next time, he is interrogated. Subject to the passenger's; period of stay abroad, his income and standing etc., the price to get rid; of the problem is settled by the Police and Immigration people. If someone; argues, his future is spoiled because there are always some innocent; fellows who think the honesty is the basis of getting justice in India.; Which is wrong....;
Please advise every passenger to be careful at the airport. When ever they; hand over the passport to the counters of Air India, or Immigration or; the customs, they must be vigilant, should not remove eyes from the; passport even if the officer in front tries to divert their attention.; Also, please pass this information to all friends, media men and important; politicians.
Every month 20-30 cases are happening all over India to rob; the NRIs the minute he lands. Similar case has happened with Armcos; Arifuddin. He was traveling with his family. They had six passports. They; got the visa of America and decided to go via Hyderabad from Jeddah. They; reached Hyderabad . Stayed about a month and left for the States; When; they reached the States, the page of the American visa on his wife's; passport was missing. At the time of departure from Hyderabad it was; there, the whole family had to return to Hyderabad helplessly.
On arrival; at Bombay back, the police caught them and now it is over 2 months, they; are running after the Police, Immigration officers and the Courts. On; going in to details with him, he found out the following: One cannot; imagine, neither can believe, that the Indian Immigration dept can play; such a nasty game to harass the innocent passengers; All the passengers traveling to & fro India via Bombay and Hyderabad must; be aware of this conspiracy. Every month 15 to 20 cases are taking place; at each mentioned airport, of holding the passengers in the crime of; tearing away the passport pages. On interviewing some of them, none of them was aware of what had happened. They don't know why, when and who; tore away the page from the middle of the passport. One can imagine the; sufferings of such people at the hands of the immigration, police and the; court procedures in India after that.
The number of cases is increasing in; the last 2-3 years. People who are arriving at the immigration, they are; questioned and their passports are being held and they have to go in; interrogations. Obviously, the conspiracy started about 2 to 3 years ago, now the results are coming. Some of the Air India counter staff too is; involved in this conspiracy.;
KINDLY SEND THIS TO AS MANY AS YOUR FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD AND ALSO; REQUEST THEM TO CHECK THE PASSPORT AT THE CHECKING COUNTERS AND BEFORE; LEAVING THE AIRPORT
A bit Knowledge 4 adults "To strip or not to strip?" (Information Corner)
To strip or not to strip?
Divided Egyptian clerics debate whether nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates marriage.
CAIRO - An Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamicscholars.
According to the religious edict(means order) issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a formerdean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage" .
(coitus means the sexual act)(annul means to officially announce that something such as a law, agreement, or marriage no longer exists:
The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite networkDream's popular religious talk show and on the front page of Sunday's Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt's leading independent daily newspaper.
Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studiesfaculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate aunion.
During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed thefatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."(what about orals, fingering, hand jives etc ?)
For his part, Al-Azhar's fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar arguedthat married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.
Divided Egyptian clerics debate whether nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates marriage.
CAIRO - An Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamicscholars.
According to the religious edict(means order) issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a formerdean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage" .
(coitus means the sexual act)(annul means to officially announce that something such as a law, agreement, or marriage no longer exists:
The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite networkDream's popular religious talk show and on the front page of Sunday's Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt's leading independent daily newspaper.
Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studiesfaculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate aunion.
During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed thefatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."(what about orals, fingering, hand jives etc ?)
For his part, Al-Azhar's fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar arguedthat married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.
Monday, June 4, 2007
HOW TO DATE WITH DIFFERENCES OF WOMEN
HOW TO DATE WITH DIFFERENCES OF WOMEN
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive < /SPAN> dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!
IRANIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her
Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: Your are broke, she finds someone wealthierTHE END.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive < /SPAN> dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!
IRANIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her
Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: Your are broke, she finds someone wealthierTHE END.
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